12:28 PM, The office
Stacy and the deac are looking for lunch.
Stacy: Wheh should we gow?
deac: Downstairs. It's cold.
Stacy: Ew Ew Ew, Oi get a free lunch at the deli downstaihs.
12:31 PM, Penn Station
Stacy: Excyooz me. Can I get a half-soup/half-sandwich lunch, po-ah favo-ah?
Man behind the counter: But, of course. Which soup would you like today?
Stacy: How spicy is the Maryland Crab?
Man: Not spicy at all, ma'am.
Stacy: Can I troy it out foist?
(Man hands a sampler cup to Stacy.)
Stacy: Yabba-dabba-dew, this is spicy! I can barely feel moy tongue! Holy bejeezus, it burns, it burns!! What koinda spices didja put in here?
Man: Salt.
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