Blowin' in the Wind

[12:21] (name withheld) : i tried to fart silently but it came out loud
[12:21] (name withheld) : sitting at my desk
[12:21] (name withheld) : i think sherlock looked over
[12:21] deacistough: ah shit
[12:21] (name withheld) : ah shit
[12:21] (name withheld) : sounded like a duck
[12:21] deacistough: it's ok, stace. it happens.

Awesome

Batman vs. Superman : World's Finest

Comic-Con is a tough guy

Dirty Diapers are a tough guy

Two and a half years, and 500+ posts later, the deac has finally met his match: A crying baby with a dirty diaper. This round goes to you, baby AJ, but the deac will have his revenge!

Oh, really?

Co-worker: [walking by] I'm going to off myself.
Deac: If you do, can I tape it and put it on YouTube?
Co-worker: Only if I can fall on you as it happens.
Deac: Sure. Small price to pay.

Co-worker: You know, you're starting to look more and more like Bruce Lee.
Deac: ...
Deac: Who's that?


Bruce Lee? Wrong...

FOR THE LAST TIME, PEOPLE....

...it's ERWIN MANLONGAT!

Knightfall!

Batman was arrested early this morning on suspicion of assaulting his 61-year-old mother and sister. Though this is not the first time Batman has tussled with women (see Catwoman, Poison Ivy, Danny DeVito, et al.), this is the first time he has lost.

Awesome

Questions are a tough guy

What do Mars and women at an Elvis Presley concert have in common?

The answer's in the headline.

Oversights are a tough guy

It appears that yours truly got so wrapped up in his Bastille Day celebrations that he forgot yesterday was Best Week Eva's birthday yesterday. Deac's bad. Happy Belated!

"Don't jump! 30's not so bad!...Okay, it is, but just don't jump!"

Happy Bastille Day!

...and nothing more.

Deac's Vacation in 13 photos

Cows...


...and Foxes...



...and Cougars. Oh, my!




Sorry, Cletus. No booze or guns at the Hoover Dam.


A Secret Love Affair Exposed


Deac's hand is not where you think it is.


Not cool.



Don't mess with these dudes


Nasty.


No, deac was not sitting to her left.


The rainmaker


Todd meets Elvis and Jackie Chan

Douchebag Alert!

What, no popped collars?


p.s. The deac returns in full force tomorrow. He swears.

Happy 232nd!

July is GFY month!

The first GFY notice goes to Facebook for this insulting ad:

Yes. So what? Married and Wish You Were In Gitmo Instead?

Anyway, the deac's going on vacation until early next week. Sadly, he'll be missing the fireworks here in the city, and also this little one's birthday:

Happy birthday, America & AJ