The Awesome Continues

James said...

Even if you Google the name spelled correctly, you get:

"Did you mean: irwin manlongat"

6/26/2008 12:11 PM

You sure do...

What's in a Name?

1978 -
Doc: It's a boy!
Mom: Let's name him Irwin.
Dad: I like it.
Nurse: Okay, "Erwin Manlongat" it is.
Mom: NOOOOO!!!!
Nurse: Oops. Too late.

1983 -
Erwin: Ms. Scilla, why does my report card say "Edwin"?
Ms. Scilla: What is it supposed to say, Edwin?

1987 -
Miss Serpico: Congratulations to Sherwin Manlogot for earning perfect attendance this year.
Erwin: But...

1990 -
Mr. D (Substitute Teacher): 2/3 + 8/9 equals? You there. What's your name?
Erwin: Erwin.
Mr. D: Thurman?
Erwin: Erwin.
Mr. D: Herman?
Erwin: (sigh) Yes.
Mr. D: Okay, so what's the answer?

1992 -
Fr. Hoag: Erwin Mangalot?
Erwin: Present.

1993 -
Fr. O'Connor: Mervin Monolongot?
Erwin: Present?

1996 - High School Graduation
Speaker: ...Mark Mabalot...Brian Maddox...Erwin Ma-...Man-...Manalongat.

1999 -
Co-Worker: Why does your nametag say, "Erwin"?
Erwin: Because that's my name?
Co-Worker: What?! I thought "Er" was short for "Ernest."
Erwin: It's not.

2003 -
"Paging Erlin Mandongat. Erlin Mandongat, please come to Gate 23."

2006 -
Friend (to Deac on e-mail): Wanna go to the park on Saturday?
Deac: Sure.
Friend: Cool. Tell Ir and James.
Deac: [snicker] Okay, I will.

2007 - "You Are Cordially Invited to the Wedding of Your Brother and His Fiancee"
Ewrin Manlongat & Guest ______ I will/not attend

2008 - A postcard from Omaha Steaks...

You can't make this stuff up.

Toughest Guy of All Time!

Some dude named Amy Winehouse has earned the Toughest of All Time award for smoking the day after reportedly being diagnosed with emphysema, or "scarring of the lungs which could lead to emphysema." If you see him on the streets, steer clear, as the only thing this man fears, it seems, is soap.

Art is a tough guy

Deac visited the noisy tenants in 10B over the weekend. Apart from the deafening din of decibels, deac spotted this...



It must be Transgressive.

Reset

Since your name's not deac, and your life is so dull and boring, why don't you buy this guy's?

Yeehaw!!

Another day...

...another trademark infringer. "Toughest," indeed.

Pop Quiz!

Q: 94, 93, 96, 96

(a) High temperatures in New York City over the past four days
(b) Age of each of the leads in Sex and the City
(c) Best Week Eva's Awesomeness rank from 2004-2007
(d) Likelihood (in percent) of the next four people you meet in New York City having herpes.
(e) All of the above

A: e

RJ's Cinema Classics

A clip from 1995's Hoax II - Anarchy Across America...one of the greatest videos of all time.

Disappearances are a tough guy

Have you seen this girl?

*s! was last spotted Monday, May 26, vivisecting the new Indiana Jones movie. Accounts of her whereabouts range from, "I think she's still in the library," to "Peanut M&M-induced coma." If you have any information, please text FOUND HER! to 86844. Or, if you're a Fojasian Luddite, send a fax.

Educaiton is overrated

WESTLAKE, Ohio — A Cleveland-area principal says he is embarrassed his students got proof of their "educaiton" on their high school diploma.

Westlake High School officials misspelled "education" on the diplomas distributed this weekend. It's been the subject of mockery on local radio.

Principal Timothy Freeman says he sent the diplomas back once to correct another error. When the corrected diplomas came back, no one bothered to check the things they thought were right the first time.

Publisher Jostens has reprinted the new diplomas — a third attempt — and sent them to the 330 graduates.

Congratulaitons, graduates!

Go Nuts for Donuts

Get your free donut at Krispy Kreme today.

Is that in dollars?

Hudson News newsstand - 2 Penn Plaza
Deac: Pack of Marlboro Lights, please.
Cashier: I'll need to see your ID. Also, you know that they're now $10.25 a pack.
Deac: What's $10.25 a pack?
Cashier: Cigarettes.
Deac: What kind of cigarettes?
Cashier: Tobacco.
Deac: Ten twenty-five?
Cashier: Yes, sir.
Deac: Is that in dollars?
Cashier: Yes.
Deac: Nevermind.

Newsstand in front of Penn Plaza
Deac: Marlboro Lights.
Cashier: $8.90.
Deac: What a steal!