"I don't get it."

She loves it like a fat kid loves cake

youretough's #1 fan, and purveyor of pseudo-awesomeness, *S!, has been clamoring all week for a new dose of gut-punching toughness. Keep waiting. The deac's busy.

*S!'s self-portrait

Redundant

From one poll to the next...

Tough guys are you

The results are in. The verdict? You're greedy, selfish bastards! Give the money to you? How self-centered. What's next? Start a blog? Write about yourself and your observations? Perhaps refer to yourself in the third person? The deacster does not approve. He does not approve.

You Decide!

The dorc has some money burning a hole in his pocket (not really). What should he do with it?

What should he do with his money?
	Spend it on hookers and blow
	Save it for a rainy day
	Give it to you
	Buy an Xbox 360
Free polls from Pollhost.com

G-MENNNNNNN!!!!!!!

Eddie Murphy..prophet!

NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital is a tough guy

Ouch.

Totally

Deac: I'll take care of it tomorrow night. Gonna get wrecked tonight.
Ernonymous: Nice. Dude, it's a Wednesday.
Deac: ...totally.

The '80s called....

Stacy: Hey, do you guys have a calculator I can borrow?

Bab Fobipe & The Deac: What's a calculator?

Vegas is the Devil

Vegas is the Devil

Trapped in Vegas
With just nine bucks
Bet the farm
And ran outta luck

No dough for food
Or drinks or cabs
Credit cards maxed
Can't pay for his tabs

Sherwin, Sherwin,
What have you done?
When's the last time
You gambled and won?

Call your friends
At eight a.m.
Got no cash
In your ATM

Broke and hungry,
Drunk and rank
When asked for his name,
He draws a blank

Sherwin, Sherwin,
Why even try?
So bad, so sad,
You make T.O. cry

Poetry

Words to live by...

Burdens are a tough guy

We all have our crosses to bear, but this guy's is the biggest.

Tata Nano?

Here it is, the $2,500 Tata Nano.



No offense, but, if the deac's spending $2,500, he'd prefer Tata Giganto.

The Fiesta Bowl is a tough guy

Dyslexi' Rexy says:
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Happy New Year!

From our hearts to yours,

Happy New Year!

Love,
The U.S. Olympic Math Team