Honesty is a tough guy

[14:33] *s!: so, as a dude,
[14:34] *s!: what would you want for valentine's day?
[14:34] turddy c: bj
[14:34] *s!: huh?
[14:34] *s!: o, for christ's sake

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Recognition is a tough guy

Finally, a post spotlighting the deac. It was a long time coming, but well deserved.

Stuart Little is a tough guy

Why, oh why, must the deac pay $12.50 to see Bride Wars Notorious when vermin like this get in for free?

For Cryin' Out Loud...

...it's "could/would/should have gone," not "went."

Exercise is a tough guy

It turns out the deac's a lot healthier than he thought.

Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle is as healthy as half an hour in the gym.

Why, I Oughta...!

Anonymousingham: yo
deac: yo
Anonymousingham: new animal collective is AWE....
Anonymousingham: ......SOME!
deac: word
Anonymousingham: let me send you a couple songs
deac: ok
Anonymousingham: listen to summertime clothes first. you're gonna love it
deac: can't wait

Deac opens up the music file, only to hear this.

Well played. The deac got rick-rolled.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Goodbye to the fallen 14 (more).

Deac's Return

Happy New Year, deaclets! Where has the deac been all this time? Definitely not playing the Wii:

Ubisoft senior brand manager Ann Hamilton tells Tulsa World that Wii is a "female-driven platform," saying that "women, girls, and families" are the main force behind the explosive sales of Nintendo's console.

Indeed, it turns out that, like Twilight, the Wii is for girls...oh, and this guy:

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