Two shall pose, All shall laugh

Best Weak Eva (right), with unnamed Database Administrator

If you've been wondering where Best Weak Eva has been, lo, these many months, and why he hasn't posted on his blog, wonder no more. He was spottedthis past weekend at the San Diego Comic-Con - the biggest collection of geeks, nerds, and other cool people in North America.

Setting the record straight

For the benefit of all the deac's readers who are preparing for the SATs - or severely deluded - here's another sample analogy.

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Study hard!

Avatars are tough guy

"Deac Moseby, architect"

Go to the Simpsons movie website and Simpsonize yourself. Though, good luck creating an avatar as awesome as the deac's.

Umbarellas are a tough guy

Rihanna's struck a deal with totes to sell umbarellas.


In a similar move, Liz Phair has inked a deal to start her own H.W.C. line. Fans wait with bated breath.

Let's get one thing straight...

Holding babies is not for wusses. It's for absolute tough guys.

Bonus tough guy points for having the baby do its business in your hand.

Hurley is a tough guy

The deac recently learned that Hurley from Lost made a brief and sudden appearance at the Major Birthday Party this past weekend.

Had he known, the deac would certainly have asked for an autograph.

Major Weekend

How major was this past weekend?...

Ry: I did what?!

Deac: Wow, I don't even remember doing that.

Sher: No way. That didn't happen...Did it?

God of War: When did the police come?

Best Weak Eva: Yo, all i can say is, "yo."

So major, no one remembers it.

Happy Birthday to Best Weak Eva!

What time is it?

The new official watch of youretough

Friday the 13th is a tough guy

Memory Lane: Stop 4

Maine (July 1998): Filipino boy band Putanginamo makes its first - and only - visit to the United States. They would disband 2 weeks later, after manager Col. Jeffrey Lee absconded with all of the band's money.

Emma Cleary is a tough guy

In another step towards the douchebagification of New York, it was announced today that Double Happiness will shutter its doors. Taking its place will be a new, upscale bar, catering to “models, investment bankers, and celebrities.” Evidently, these knuckle-dragging mouth breathers will no longer be welcome:

Sad.

Greatest 7 Minutes in Cinematic History

Welcome, Alessandra!

This guy...

...is now a father.

Questions are tough guy

Often, the deacster gets asked where he goes to buy things that show off his major toughness - i.e., his chains, tattoos, and deadly stares. The answer is...

Don't be fooled by the baby chick in the banner. The Sak is only the toughest store in New York City.

Happy Fourth of July

Take this test and find out if you deserve to be here. The deacster scored a 100. You gotta love elementary school social studies.

Beggars are a tough guy

This guy is looking for Facebook friends:




Do your good deed for the day and help out the less fortunate.

p.s. He likes it when you poke him.