Thursday, November 29, 2007

You say "abroad," I say "God help you" is a tough guy

My Summer Abroad by Dadmondo
9/17/94

I spent this past summer traveling abroad with a bunch of friends. There was Erwin. He's on the track team, and a big health nut. He signed a pledge not to drink before turning 21. He said he hates the taste of alcohol. James was there. He's into older girls. Rolando was there, too. He shaved his head on the trip, saying that having hair was a hassle. "Dude, it's only hair. Who cares?" Ry rounded out our vacation crew. He had just broken up with his girlfriend Beth, so he was kinda down in the dumps. Rolando was a good friend, and spent a lot of time on the trip consoling him. I think that's a friendship that will last a lifetime.

Anyway, on to the exciting highlights of our adventures abroad!

  • New Orleans: We started off here, since it's the closest foreign country. They speak mangled French here, but the food and music were great.
  • New Mexico: Surprisingly, they spoke English here, and not New Mexican.
  • Cancun: I cannot remember a damn thing about this leg of the trip.
  • Hawaii: They mistook Erwin for a native.
  • Canadia: We finished our globetrotting vacation in far-off Canada. By this time, I was nearly out of money. Luckily, the dollar is much stronger than their money...and I bet it always will be!
That was pretty much the gist of it all.

Cures are a tough guy

The FDA has approved a new fertility drug - Snoop's "Sensual Seduction" video. Guaranteed to get you pregnant.




Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Great Moments in Drinking

Tuesday, 11/20 - 7 of the 9 participants of the TTL Secret Santa are present at Phebe's in New York City. The Tiongson parents, unfortunately, are not there to draw names. Something about a newborn baby or something. Two proxies are chosen to pick for them. E-mails would be sent the next day to inform Mom & Dad. One of the proxies? Oi think yew know hew!

Wednesday, 11/28 -
Dadmando: hey remind "So-and-So" to tell marissa who she has
Deac: ok

Deac: can you tell marissa whom she has for our secret santa?
"So-and-So": huh?
Deac: didn't you draw for marissa in our TTL secret santa? remember?
"So-and-So": oh shoot
"So-and-So": i forgot who it was
Deac: WOW
"So-and-So": holy!
"So-and-So": i was so drunk that night
"So-and-So": damn
"So-and-So": damn
"So-and-So": can you have everyone email me who they got?
"So-and-So": then i can use process of elimination
"So-and-So": i think i know but if i'm not 100% sure that's not good
Deac: hooey balooey!

Monday, November 26, 2007

The Evolution of Bab Fobipe is a tough guy

Today marks the release of Rob 3.0. To honor the occasion, youretough takes a look back at the evolution of a tough guy.


Rob Beta/Release Candidate

Bug fixing and cycle planning


Rob version 1.0

His parents weren't expecting this.

Rob version 2.0

That's more like it. Sophisticated, charming, toilet-trained.


Rob version 3.0

Bab Fobipe: Mayor of Awesometown with Bionic Eyes and a Beard of Fire


































Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Personalization is a tough guy

Look, Stacy and Er, they released Internet Explorer 7 just for you guys!!

Welcome to 2003!


Tough Link of the Day

Here's something to fight for.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Japan is a tough guy

Japan increased its technological edge over the U.S. late last week, when Triumph International Japan released its chopstick bra. In related news, Deac International will soon be announcing the cereal bowl bra, designed to provide convenience and comfort when you've run out of milk and the grocery store is closed.


Thursday, November 08, 2007

Mickey is a tough guy

Best Friends Forever!

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

The Truth is Discovered

FORMER SIAMESE TWINS, NOW SEPARATED, INTENT ON USING PRE-OP HATS
Intrigued Stacy + Bored Yoko + BTB bra + camera = AWESOME


Thursday, November 01, 2007

Love is in the Hair

Folks, tomorrow's the big day. It's the Wedding/Party of the Year. VIP Deac will be there, but you probably won't. In any case, the deac passes on his best wishes to the Petroc's It couple of 1995.


Eight eyes...one heart