Is that shoe polish?

[14:31] hi_mom: wanna hear something awesome
[14:33] coldzebrahating: sure!
[14:33] hi_mom: i was just taking a crap
[14:33] hi_mom: and i'm wiping
[14:34] hi_mom: and a rogue turd flew off and landed on the shoe of the guy in the stall next to me
[14:34] coldzebrahating: no fucking way!
[14:34] hi_mom: yeah!
[14:34] hi_mom: it was epic
[14:34] coldzebrahating: that's hilarious
[14:34] hi_mom: i bolted
[14:34] hi_mom: best day of my life

Working from Home is a tough guy

To all deac's friends working from home today...

...you left your laptop at your work.