Thirty-Onederful

Where Are They Now?

It's been a while since the deac's been around. What's he been up to? Nothing much. What's er been up to? He's now an anchor on CNN:

Here Comes the Sun

Here's the extended forecast for today, April 79th, 2009:

Yes...

...for all the dum-dums at work, that is a "How to Wash Your Hands" sign posted at our faucet.


If you think that's bad, you should see the sign hanging in the bathroom stall.

Is that shoe polish?

[14:31] hi_mom: wanna hear something awesome
[14:33] coldzebrahating: sure!
[14:33] hi_mom: i was just taking a crap
[14:33] hi_mom: and i'm wiping
[14:34] hi_mom: and a rogue turd flew off and landed on the shoe of the guy in the stall next to me
[14:34] coldzebrahating: no fucking way!
[14:34] hi_mom: yeah!
[14:34] hi_mom: it was epic
[14:34] coldzebrahating: that's hilarious
[14:34] hi_mom: i bolted
[14:34] hi_mom: best day of my life

Working from Home is a tough guy

To all deac's friends working from home today...

...you left your laptop at your work.

Going Green is a tough guy

In a move sure to please environmentalists, New Jersey is considering steps to prevent deforestation in the state.

Though hippies are ecstatic, others are up in arms...

"This is bullsh*t!"

Happy Birthday!

Youretough is three years old. Big f'ing deal. Carry on with your lives.

Say What?

...poor guy.

7,000 and counting

Jealous?

Animal Testing is a tough guy

A primate candidate to test out the new, extra-strength Preparation HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

the new campaign

Sports are a Tough Guy 2

What's that smell?

Sports are a Tough Guy 1

Too Easy

And you thought deac was kidding.

Poor Edwin. Even his wedding invitations come out all wrong.

Boli?

According to this well-researched post by some guy, A-Rod took Primobolan, a banned substance commonly referred to as "boli" - not to be confused with stromboli, which is what Cecil Fielder used in his prime.

Cecil (Every) Fielder

Free Advertising

Gatorade - now an official sponsor of youretough.

Honesty is a tough guy

[14:33] *s!: so, as a dude,
[14:34] *s!: what would you want for valentine's day?
[14:34] turddy c: bj
[14:34] *s!: huh?
[14:34] *s!: o, for christ's sake

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Recognition is a tough guy

Finally, a post spotlighting the deac. It was a long time coming, but well deserved.

Stuart Little is a tough guy

Why, oh why, must the deac pay $12.50 to see Bride Wars Notorious when vermin like this get in for free?

For Cryin' Out Loud...

...it's "could/would/should have gone," not "went."

Exercise is a tough guy

It turns out the deac's a lot healthier than he thought.

Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle is as healthy as half an hour in the gym.

Why, I Oughta...!

Anonymousingham: yo
deac: yo
Anonymousingham: new animal collective is AWE....
Anonymousingham: ......SOME!
deac: word
Anonymousingham: let me send you a couple songs
deac: ok
Anonymousingham: listen to summertime clothes first. you're gonna love it
deac: can't wait

Deac opens up the music file, only to hear this.

Well played. The deac got rick-rolled.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Goodbye to the fallen 14 (more).

Deac's Return

Happy New Year, deaclets! Where has the deac been all this time? Definitely not playing the Wii:

Ubisoft senior brand manager Ann Hamilton tells Tulsa World that Wii is a "female-driven platform," saying that "women, girls, and families" are the main force behind the explosive sales of Nintendo's console.

Indeed, it turns out that, like Twilight, the Wii is for girls...oh, and this guy:

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