DC Shoes is a tough guy

The deac is still on vacation, but something has come to his attention - something so tough
and awesome that he had to put down his pina colada and comment.

DC Shoes has released the Jersey City sneaker. If you look closely enough, you'll see they used real bullet holes as shoelace holes. Way to be authentic, DC! The deac and his reader salute you, tough guy!

New Developments are quite a tough guy

'ROIDLANDO

(New York, NY) - In a stunning addendum to the Mitchell Report, it was revealed today that, despite repeated denials, RJ has, in fact, used human growth hormone (HGH). When reached for comment, RJ had this to say: "That'th ridiculouth!"

Though he may vehemently deny these allegations, photographic evidence says otherwise. The Deacon Record leaves it to you to decide!

Integrity is a tough guy

In light of yesterday's Mitchell Report on rampant steroid use in Major League Baseball, the following question must be asked: Who didn't use steroids to bulk up in the '90s?

Answer? These guys:

Here we go again

Another day, another copyright infringer. Where's the deac's check, Panasonic?

To be fair, if they truly were using the deac's tough trademark, those laptops would be fully rugged.

Hangovers are a tough guy

This one goes out to Rob.....

You're Welcome

Separated at Birth?