Summer is a snake

It's currently 70 degrees in the big city. It looks like Summer is a tough guy and has decided to totally snake Spring. The deacster is appalled at this brazen display of disrespect. For being a snake by cutting in line, Summer, you are a tough guy!

The Shake Shack is a tough guy

How can you have 100 people wait an hour on line for your food and not be tough? It's impossible. The Shake Shack is the toughest eatery in NYC - bar none.

Apple is a tough guy

Today, Apple released an iPod update that allows users to manually set their own volume control. It's too little, too late, Apple. The deacon's ears have been ringing for the past 2 weeks, resulting in a music-less commute, and an even more unbearable music-less workday. Now, the deacster is subjected to the cacophonous sounds Bab Fobipe's bodily functions, with no hope of reprieve. Apple, you're tough.

i am rj is a tough guy

First read this...

ihave2names: bestweekeva needs an update
i am rj: ha
i am rj: yeah i know
i am rj: but no one is qualifying
i am rj: its a pretty exclusive list
i am rj: unlike youretough.blogspot.com
i am rj: which is like a slutty blog
i am rj: deac blogs like 4x a day
ihave2names: who is youretough
ihave2names: wuts deac's blog?
i am rj: deac is youretough.blogspot.com
ihave2names: ok, that was entertaining.. i want more i want more
i am rj: ha
i am rj: just cause you're a beloved subscriber
i am rj: im nominating you to deac as a tough guy

Let's all get one thing straight -- The deacster needs no help finding tough guys. Tough guys are a dimebag a dozen. This is a one-man crusade and the deacon fights alone.

Secondly, no one besmirches youretough.blogspot.com's virtue. youretough.blogspot.com is no slut. youretough.blogspot.com is saving itself for marriage.

On a side note, this is i am rj's 5th tough guy award. Clearly, this guy thinks he's the bee's knees. The deac's got news for you, Walter Cronkite...YOU'RE TOUGH! The award's in the mail.

Husbando is a tough old man

For the first time ever, the deaconator called Armando at work this morning. Fret not - the deacster is still as badass as ever. But what spurred this morning's insanity? Armando turns 28 today. Crappy Birthday! For one day only, Armando, you are tough.

Yoko is still a tough guy

So, the girl from Cresskill thinks she's mighty tough. Last night, she attempted to body check the deacon. At least, the deac thinks it was a body check. All the deacster felt was a stiff breeze. Either way, I'll chalk this one up to mental instability. No one in their right mind would dare assault the deac. For being tough two days in a row, Yoko, you're on hyper-notice! You and Stacy are on my WET list.

Stacy is a tough guy, Part II

Stacy demanded that I remove her picture from this beautiful site. Seeing as how she's remarkably strong, the deacster has bowed to her wishes. You're on notice, Stacy!

Yoko is a tough guy

Boy, it sure didn't take long to find today's tough guy. She hails from the not-so-tough town of Cresskill, but man, oh man, is she tough. She turned the 7-day soup diet into the 6-day soup diet. On behalf of the uneaten 7th day brown rice, Yoko, YOU ARE TOUGH!

Stacy is a tough guy

There is a stack of flattened cardboard boxes sitting atop a dolly next to the deacon's desk. Stacy, being an obvious TOUGH GUY, decided to stand on top of the boxes and be cool. She slipped and fell. The deac's week is complete. See you Monday!

SNY is a tough guy

Oh my. The new Mets station is up and running. They showed a Mets Classic from 1986. It was the division-clinching game against the Cubs. The deacster felt like he was 8 years old again, and that is not tough. You're on notice, SNY! Sleep with one eye open!

Kelly Stinnett is a tough snake

The deacster knows what you're thinking. "Who the f is Kelly Stinnett?!" Kelly Stinnett is the snake that accidentally threw a ball at Jorge Posada's face during spring training yesterday. Said the snake, "I thought he was looking at me. It's too bad it happened." The snake proceeded to take Jorge's place in the lineup. Because your first name is Kelly, and also because you sidelined the greatest Yankee catcher of the last 25 years, Snaky Stinnett, you are a TOUGH guy!

Correction: Anonymous is a tough chick

Hello, anonymous. I know I said the world was safe from tough guys today, but I've changed my mind after reading your comment. The deacster knows you're out there reading, since you seem to like commenting on his site. I'll assume you're a hot chick, cuz, let's face it, chicks love the deac. Nonetheless, the deac likes to know what he's dealing with. Since you refuse to get an account, you are today's TOUGH chick.

As of 11:46 am, there are no tough guys today

Word must be getting out that the deacster is on the prowl. Thus far today, there are no tough guys to put on notice. Let us enjoy the calm. For but a brief moment in time, the world is tender, and not tough.

F Jameson

GO TO HELL, JAMESON WHISKEY!

Muthaf*kin Walkoff is a tough guy

Kudos to Muthaf*kin Walkoff for having the gall to draft no less than 6 Yankees to his fantasy baseball team. That move may not be wise, but it sure as hell is TOUGH.

Ry and RJ are tough guys

These guys are tied for #1 on the deacster's s-list. Don't be surprised if you don't recognize these guys the next time you see them; the deacster is personally going to re-arrange their faces. How TOUGH are they? Fairly tough. But not tough enough to escape a knuckle sandwich.

(Can you guess who thinks he's tough in this picture?)

The Cellar was a tough guy

Dear The Cellar,

You have shuttered your doors and thus denied the deacster and his compatriots a night of unbridled joy. Apparently, all-you-can-drink from 9-12 for $12 was too much for you to handle. Either that, or you're just so damn TOUGH. You would be on notice if you still existed, but you don't, so you're dead to me. The deacster hates you.

Hate,
The deacster

Best Week Eva is a tough broad

Best Week Eva is one tough lady. In just a few, short weeks, she has joined the pantheon of one-named superstars - Madonna, Prince, and Anna Nicole, just to name a few. Eva, you're pretty TOUGH (for a chick).

Herman is pretty damn tough

Today's tough guy is none other than Herman T. Thank you for being #1, my friend. It makes our lives easier. You're TOUGH, and you know it.

Robocop is a tough guy

Robocop killed Tony Almeida. Robocop is beyond tough. He is, simply, MATIGAS. R.I.P., Tony.

The deacster is a tough guy

The deacster just realized something: the deacster just started a blog. So, the deacster must think he's badass. Yeah, deacster, you're TOUGH. I must now break my own face.

AB is a tough guy

You know what you did! You're TOUGH, and you're on notice!

Ry is a tough guy

The inaugural tough guy on this site is Ry - mastermind of the Aspen Ring picture. The deacster was not amused, old man. You're on notice. For putting the fright into several of the deac's flock - including the deacster himself - Ry, you are officially TOUGH.

Mission Statement

If you're a tough guy, I'm on your case.