3rd place is the new 1st

Now that the first Fafarazzi Celebrity Fantasy League (a.k.a. You're a Firecrotch) is complete, the deac has some key observations:

1. The No-Win Zone lived up to its name, finishing in dead last.
2. The Mouth of the South (Yoko), finished an abysmal 6th, though the deac fears that this still will not prevent her from continuing to trash talk in future leagues.
3. It is possible to not check your team after Day 2 and still end up in 2nd place.
4. Conversely, you can check your team on an hourly basis, yet still end up in 4th or 5th.
5. The Commish is a tyrant.
6. 3rd place is the new 1st.

That's the truth. Deal with it.

p.s. K-Fed was an awesome pick.