Because No One Demanded It.....

Los Angeles was a tough guy

Farewell, fair city of Los Angeles. Now that crybaby Jack let the bad guys detonate a visitor in L.A., the deac will sadly never get a chance to visit. You were tough, Los Angeles. You will be missed.

Get Betterer at Reading

For those of you who scored a "stoopid" on yesterday's quiz, the deac's got a remedy for you. Try dictionary.com's word of the day. Start with Wednesday's word. It gets tangles out, and fits in your pocket!

Tests are a tough guy

Are you smart or stoopid?

Stacy the Rebel

Flip flops at work?

Who cares that it's 35 degrees out?

Who cares that it's the middle of January?

Who cares that it bends the dress code?

Stacy the rebel doesn't.

Stacy is a...well, you know

Authorities believe they've found the source of yesterday's malodorous malady. “The way we tracked the dispersion of the smell and the prevailing winds indicates that it came from New Jersey, somewhere near Secaucus,” a spokesman for the city Department of Environmental Protection said this morning. Further investigation by the deac has uncovered a possible link:

Odors are a tough guy

Mayor Bloomberg says he's unsure of what caused the permeating gas smell that blanketed NYC and Jersey City this morning. The deac has a theory. The Giants and Jets stunk up the joint so badly last night that the smells carried over down from New England, and up from Philadelphia, creating what some researchers call "El Stinko." A similar, though less pungent, phenomenon occurred last fall when the Yankees and Mets were eliminated from the baseball playoffs.

THERE IS A GOD!

Rapture!

Tough Guy is a tough guy

The deac has finally done it. He's gone and sold out to the man. 2007 ushers in the corporate sponsorship era of youretough. Selling for the deac-approved price of $69.99, the tough guy paper shredder will surely fit all your shredding needs. Whether it be office documents, credit card applications, or evidence, the tough guy is guaranteed to shred! Hurry to your local Staples and pick one up today.

Battle of the Titans is a tough guy

2007 brings us the beginning of the Battle of the Titans! What has two thumbs and is gonna mop the floor with Steaky Fojas?

THIS GUY!!