Tough Guy Weekend Soundoff

This past weekend was undoubtedly one of the toughest ones in recent memory. Read on for a list of the truly tough.

• Er was a tough guy for (censored).
• Cebu was tough for charging a $5 cover at 1 am, with a 2 am shutdown.
• The deac was such a tough guy for resisting Abner's cheesesteaks.
• Philly was so damn tough for shutting down Cinemagic, THE movie hot spot for poor college students up until 2005.
• Billy Bob's, home of the best darn cheesesteaks on campus, was tough for burning down and then returning as the CopaBanana.

But, the tough guy crown for the weekend belongs to the inimitable God of War for:

• Meta-toughness - owning a tough guy shredder, mentioned in a previous post (You owe the deac a cut, Staples.)

• Directing traffic on the way home
• Wishing someone on a deserted street a Happy Chinese New Year
• Still being a vegetarian
• Losing the Barkley-Pavetta bet
  
• Picking up a knocked-over newspaper bin while still on his cell phone

Deary me. The deac is dizzy from all the toughness.