Reunited and it feels so tough

The deac is back from his 4-day vacation, ready to bring 10 seconds of toughness to your otherwise miserable days. Some Hoax III tough guy highlights:

• Sitting in the front row of off-Broadway play Altar Boyz, and getting inadvertently spit on by the actors
• Mistakenly going to the Museum of Natural History twice
• Riding a "non-junk-friendly" bicycle seat for 25 miles, and feeling it the next morning
• Being repeatedly referred to as "Asian Guy" at the Comedy Cellar
• Coming in second place in the Watson Adventure, but winning a free scavenger hunt coupon
• Going to the Knicks-Cavs game, and finding the celebrity sightings more interesting than the game itself
  
• Hearing a four-year-old ask his mom, "What's that ball hanging from the tiger's butt?" and then hearing about the difference between girl and boy tigers.

Has anyone ever had a tougher vacation? The deac doubts it.