Friday, April 14, 2006

An Ode to the Pube on the Public Pisser

You shock and amaze me like no other foe
Just how you did get there, I don't want to know

Curly and dark, and rank as can be
You make lesser men cringe, back down and flee

But not the deacmeister, his mettle is known
He'll use the dang ur'nal that you now call home

You're tough and you know it, with juevos to spare
The deacon salutes you, you lone pubic hair

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