Team Sports are a Tough Guy

After the suckfest that was last night's volleyball "game," the deacster's outburst and snubbing of his teammates, and, finally, the warning by the ref not to dunk on the lowered basketball nets, the deac has decided that this will be his final season of organized team sports. Losing puts him in a filthy mood, and the only way to spare yourself from this mood is to not suck. Fairness is wonderful and all, but that all goes out the window when the playoffs are on the line.

19-11 (2nd place)

(p.s. Second place is first loser.)

There are no words.....

dough: how long has Crazy Bitch been on rj's friends list?
deac: for what?
deac: friendster?
dough: myspace

deac: uh
RJ: yo
deac: do you want a knuckle sammich?
deac: cruzindough: how long has Crazy Bitch been on rj's friends list?
RJ: LOL

RJ has finally earned DTM status. He is officially DEAD TO ME.

Beware the Future

They're breeding superhumans over in China. Prepare yourselves for the coming battle!

Josh Beckett, You're Killing the Deac

While the deacster is pleased that the Yankees spanked the Sawx last night, he must ask why they had to do it against one of his top fantasy baseball pitchers. Josh Beckett, he of the occasional soul patch, has put the deac in the precarious and humiliating position of trailing Muthaf*kin Joke 9-1. How embarrassing is this early deficit? Have a look at the standings:

Mutherf*kin Walkoff is Semi-Tough

The sad tale of Mutherf*kin Walkoff:

* Week 1: 3-6-1
* Week 2: 3-7-0
* Week 3: 3-6-1
* Week 4: 6-4-0
* Week 5: 2-7-1
* Week 6: 0-8-2 (ouch!)
* Week 7: 4-6-0
* Week 8: 0-10-0 (double ouch!)
* Week 9: 6-3-1

MW's overall record: 27-57-6. Current standing: 11th (out of 10)

The deacster gives semi-respect and semi-tough guy status to Mutherf*kin Joke for pulling out a win this past week, but MJ's fantasy baseball campaign is truly an exercise in futility.

The deacon says it twice

Quit yer bellyachin', babies. Your beloved deac has returned. After a week of letting the inmates run the asylum, he's back and better than ever.

Return of The Deacster

Quit yer bellyachin', babies. Your beloved deac has returned. After a week of letting the inmates run the asylum, he's back and better than (Best Week) eva!

The ancient British empire is tough

You drank it warm and still thought it was the shiznit. This was in ancient times, long before your sorry ass balanced a frilly drink in a martini glass on top of a doily. Grow a pair and remember where you came from: Olde English. Malt liquor is tough and you're not.

Take it away, Shorty Rocks......

Stop sweating me, you perverts!

Kelli Butz is Irwynn's Tough Girl

Stepping to the plate: Irwynn...

kelli butz is one tough girl, for living her entire life with the last name 'butz.' she's so tough that she didn't even change her last name when she got married. her husband's last name is rottencrotch.