Bab and Joberwon are tough geeks

Here the deacster is, sitting in saperbipe's new apartment. Cunto and Miss Zale are entangled in a rousing round of boxer pillowfighting. As a casual observer, the deacon felt free to roam to the hallowed den (a.k.a. computer room). The deacmeister walked in to find Bab Fobipe and jtoberon discussing IP addresses. What was the deac to do? The deac ran to the nearest computer and blogged about this sad experience.

Cunto, Miss Zale, Bab, and jtoberon, thanks for the beer, but no thanks for the memories. You are all tough, and I'm bored.

Bab Fobipe is Mayor of Toughtown

So, Bab Fobipe (pronounced "eye-am-uh-gurl"), is attempting to join the League of Blogging Greats. Sorry, Bab. League membership is closed. You are, however, free to slum it with the likes of Best Weak Eva, FOBcockus, and Yourealithper. Blog to your heart's contempt.

Harry Taylor = Supreme Tough Guy

What is your problem, Harry Taylor? The tongue lashing you gave el Presidente last night was...was...won't get fooled again! That brazen act has earned you the title of Supreme Tough Guy. Deac doesn't know where to go from here. My hunt for tough guys may be over. In one fell swoop, you've ruined the deac's life's work. Now that Earth's toughest guy has been found, all others will now pale in comparison. For prematurely ending "Yeah, You're Tough!" Harry Taylor, you are a tough guy nonpareil.

Deacster...out!

Hurley is a tough guy

Dude, WTF? What's with trashing your stash of food last night? The deacster is no glutton, but, seriously, do you know how many people that food could've fed? I f'ing love fish crackers! For being a food waster, and for smooching with one of the deac's top 4 Lostaways, dude, not only are you tough, you're EXCOMMUNICATED! Get outta my face before I break yours!

William Wagner is a tough copycat

Met closer Billy Wagner's entrance song is "Enter Sandman." Now, why hasn't anybody thought of using that song before? It seems like the perfect tone-setter for a 9th inning assassin. Kudos to you, Billy Wagner, for being a true original, and a major tough guy!

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/04/05/sports/baseball/05mets.html

Now, Winter is a tough guy

Dear Spring,

I'm still your mutherf'ing daddy.

Sincerely,
Winter

These guys are the toughest

Apple salespeople are tough guys

Apparently, unless you have a vagina, you won't get any help at the Apple Store SoHo. And, if a salesperson does service you, they're either not telling you the whole truth, or trying to stuff something you don't want down your throat, so you might as well be a chick. Apple salespeople, because of you, I'm buying my iMac online! You guys are f'ing tough!

Daylight-Saving Time is a tough guy

There the deacster was this past Saturday, partying up a storm, when, all of a sudden, the bartender makes her "last call" announcement. The deacon looked at his watch, and saw that, because of DST, it was, in fact, 4 o'clock. It was more like 4 o'cock, if you ask me. For being so rude and for cutting Saturday of Dreams short, DST, you are a tough guy. You've been placed on notice!

Do-devil is a tough guy

First, read today's post on http://luckydough.blogspot.com/.

For being invincible, and also quite thithy-like, Do-devil is today's tough guy.