May-December Romances are a Tough Guy

We wish these crazy not-quite-kids the best of luck!

Where were all the single ladies on Valentine's Day?

Not at No Idea!

Thirty-Onederful

Where Are They Now?

It's been a while since the deac's been around. What's he been up to? Nothing much. What's er been up to? He's now an anchor on CNN:

Here Comes the Sun

Here's the extended forecast for today, April 79th, 2009:

Yes...

...for all the dum-dums at work, that is a "How to Wash Your Hands" sign posted at our faucet.


If you think that's bad, you should see the sign hanging in the bathroom stall.

Is that shoe polish?

[14:31] hi_mom: wanna hear something awesome
[14:33] coldzebrahating: sure!
[14:33] hi_mom: i was just taking a crap
[14:33] hi_mom: and i'm wiping
[14:34] hi_mom: and a rogue turd flew off and landed on the shoe of the guy in the stall next to me
[14:34] coldzebrahating: no fucking way!
[14:34] hi_mom: yeah!
[14:34] hi_mom: it was epic
[14:34] coldzebrahating: that's hilarious
[14:34] hi_mom: i bolted
[14:34] hi_mom: best day of my life

Working from Home is a tough guy

To all deac's friends working from home today...

...you left your laptop at your work.

Going Green is a tough guy

In a move sure to please environmentalists, New Jersey is considering steps to prevent deforestation in the state.

Though hippies are ecstatic, others are up in arms...

"This is bullsh*t!"

Happy Birthday!

Youretough is three years old. Big f'ing deal. Carry on with your lives.

Say What?

...poor guy.

7,000 and counting

Jealous?

Animal Testing is a tough guy

A primate candidate to test out the new, extra-strength Preparation HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

the new campaign

Sports are a Tough Guy 2

What's that smell?

Sports are a Tough Guy 1

Too Easy

And you thought deac was kidding.

Poor Edwin. Even his wedding invitations come out all wrong.

Boli?

According to this well-researched post by some guy, A-Rod took Primobolan, a banned substance commonly referred to as "boli" - not to be confused with stromboli, which is what Cecil Fielder used in his prime.

Cecil (Every) Fielder

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Honesty is a tough guy

[14:33] *s!: so, as a dude,
[14:34] *s!: what would you want for valentine's day?
[14:34] turddy c: bj
[14:34] *s!: huh?
[14:34] *s!: o, for christ's sake

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